... Dio recounts an Trade involving Elagabalus and the effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by acquiring Elagabalus asking his doctors to offer him the equivalent of a woman's vagina through a surgical incision